Soapbox: I Somehow Bought Over $800 Of Animal Crossing Crap In One Year

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, stop foolin’ me.

Soapbox features enable our individual writers to voice their own opinions on hot topics, opinions that may not necessarily be the voice of the site. Today, Alan grabs his accountant visor and tots up how much money he wasted wisely invested in the Bank of Nook over the past year.

On the corner of my desk, there’s a small, plastic trinket always sitting near my pile of business cards, next to an overstuffed basin of discarded pens: it’s a teeny-tiny house, maybe two inches tall, with teeny-tiny windows and a teeny-tiny door. When you pry that little door open, a red otter named “Pascal” slides out. I pull him out whenever I’m sad. I love it, it’s cute.

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